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学生妹的成长过程

大家好,我叫芷诺,今年U-grad毕业,虽然成绩唔係咁好,而且大学又唔係主修bio,但都比Bio阿Sir叫左返去做实验室助理。而家成为半个Bio老师自己都觉得有D可笑,因为当年初中果时自己係好憎上Bio堂,但由于教我地果个係训导主任,所以唔锺意上都唔敢乱来

其实呢,我自己本身係锺意bio既,好憎上bio堂既原因只不过係因为阿sir好鹹湿,成日借D意昅我地,而偏偏就係因为咁影响左我既前路。

仲记得果时,阿sir成日叫我地出去dem下D实验点做,你知啦,做实验果时一定係左右手都拎住D equipment,而且仲要成日乌低身,阿sir就成日乘机昅我地野,其实我地成班都知阿sir昅我地野,但阿sir叫我地出去dem又无得say no,惟有尽量动作细D等佢无咁易昅到啦。

仲记得Form3有一日比阿sir叫左出去dem,dem完之后阿sir就叫我去教员室搵佢。

Sir:「芷诺,就快要拣科啦喎,谂唔谂住拣理科呢?」

我︰(心谂)都想既,但成日都要比阿sir昅又唔係咁gur

(下删一百句无关痛痒对话)

[等我放低戒心后]

Sir:「芷诺,你知唔知呢,你今日校服不整,我而家要记你名!」

我:「下,我已经放返低条裙啦喎,今次又做乜呀?」

Sir:「你真係要我讲,我比小小时间你谂下先,三分钟后答我」

(三分钟后)我︰「真係谂唔到呀」

Sir:「拿咁既,我都唔係好想讲ga,但你犯规又唔可以唔比你知。你今日带左个黑bra返学,但学校规定净係準带白色bra返学,你应该知ga wo」

我:「(心谂,仆你个街,昅完人就算啦,仲要话埋比人知人地着乜色)对唔住阿Sir,其他果D洗晒,得返呢个,但今朝又迟左起身乾唔切,唔好意思呀」

Sir:今次就算你啦,但你听日早会前黎比我检查,如果再係犯规既就会记名,你知你仲差一次名就要记缺点,到时你乜前途都无晒」

我:「係既」

比阿sir咁搞一搞搞到我劲迟先可以放学,一放学就收到补习阿sir个夺命追魂call

Sir︰「喂,衰妹,唔係约左今日补习既咩,係你屋企门口等左半个钟啦,去左边呀」

我︰「唉,比个衰格阿sir捉住左呀,岩岩先走得咋,跑紧返黎啦。」

Sir︰「你个衰妹肯定又无做功课比人罚留堂啦,唔讲住啦,你快D返黎啦,今日有特别操练呀!」

我︰「特别操练?@@喂唔讲啦,入lift,阵间再讲。」

(入屋后)

Sir:「你大汗叠细汗咁,使唔使入房换件衫抖阵先呀?」

我:「唔使啦,而家开始啦」

(两个钟后)

Sir:「拿,今日讲既比较难,记得温书呀,喂,係喎,头先做乜比人罚留堂?」

我:「无呀,校服不整之嘛」(心谂,虽然我补习阿Sir係我师兄,又係我Form1果时学长计划既学长,同佢仲fd过自己同班D同学,但叫我係佢面前讲成个reason出黎我都仲係有少少尴尬)

Sir:「都叫左你个衰妹唔好成日整短条裙去诱人啦,虽然你有打底姐」(其实我知你衰乜啦,你唔讲我费事笃爆你姐)

我:「哗学长乜你又知我有打底既,估唔到你都一样咁鹹湿喎」

Sir:「车,唔昅都知啦,边有女仔唔打底先得」

我:(其实我真係无XDDD)「好啦,信你啦,Hey,呢度$200,下堂见」

(学长走后)

哗,乜搞下搞下成8点ga la,都係落楼买个bra先(因为我一向都觉得白bra好核突所以一个都无)

顶,乜而家D bra舖咁早闩门ga,唔通去街市买阿婆bra嘛,唉算啦,是但拎个浅色bra换条白带算啦,估条鹹虫都係隔住校服睇乜色既姐

如是者,我就返屋企拎个浅蓝bra换条bra带就算啦

(第二日)

Sir:「估唔到芷诺你又几乖喎,真係黎搵我,平时D学生十个有九个叫佢第二日搵我都走左去。我地上去bio lab先啦,我阵间第一堂上bio,我顺手set埋D上堂道具」

我:(边行边讲)「我一向都乖ga la,哈哈」

(在bio lab)

Sir:「阵间班会考班上reproduction,芷诺你帮我拎条假阳具先放出先生枱先,顺便帮我装满3个beaker水呀唔该」

(咁我就拎住条撚係度研究,因为一路都无见过,而同时间阿sir佢静静鸡咁出左黎)

Sir:「估唔到你对阳具咁有兴趣喎」

我:(面露尴尬之色)「唔係啦,之前未见过姐,我呢D乖学生无拍过拖嘛」

Sir:「你係乖既咁又继续带colour bra返学?咪同你讲左啰净係可以着白色啰」

我:「无啦,边有jack」

Sir:「拿,我劝你乖乖地认左佢,唔係我要你除出黎比我睇ga」

我:(因为真係唔想再比人记名,而又天真地认为阿Sir係靠吓唔会叫我除出黎)「真係无啦,点会唔听阿Sir话先得」

Sir:「好,咁你除出黎比我睇」

我:(呆了)

Sir:「你除唔除呀,而家除既我比你去厕所除完拎比我睇,再犹豫既我要你係呢度除!」

我:(眼泛泪光)「对唔住呀阿sir,我知错啦,我唔应该讲大话ga,我认我今日係带左个colour bra返学」

Sir:「头先乖乖地认左佢咪好啰,而家太迟啦,我都係要记你名,今晚叫埋你阿妈黎」

我:「对唔住呀,我知错呀,唔好同我阿妈讲呀」

Sir:「都得,你而家除左个bra比我咁我就放过你一次」

我(眼泛泪光)

Sir:唔好话我不近人情,拿,呢度有个公文袋,你入去厕所除左个bra出黎之后放入去拎比我,同埋呢度有件冷衫,你着住佢啦

我:(迫于无奈,拎住个公文袋去toilet除左个bra佢)

Sir:(收返个公文袋后)好,你去上堂啦  

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